We've been fixing up the place making it more homey. This is your host to the inner sanctum welcoming you to another half hour of mystery and terror guaranteed to take ten years off your life.ĭon't just stand there come on in. Oh! the by the way, if you feel cold thin sliver of steel on your neck in the next half hour. Oh! What's the matter? Did my happy medium startle you? Sorry, I keep him around to get in the right spirit, you know. Thru these portals pass the world's most horrified people. But if you don't see any smiles, just remember all the people here are *grave* characters. Oh we're having a big party here tonight.

You see, we covered him up because Oscar said he didn't want to be seen dead in here.Īnd those folks sitting on the coffins. You mustn't mind that covered body over there in the corner. This is your host to welcome you thru the creaking door into the inner sanctum.Ĭome in, come in. A smith caught between a hammer and an anvil. Then she'll be a pinup girl.Īnd when the state executioner gets him, he'll be fit to be tied. We'll cut her down and nail her to the wall. Hmmm? Oh you don't like that pretty lady hanging from the chandelier? Oh we'll fix that. This place is acting up today maybe I should wait. Some are made before an episode, and some after (-o-). don't know when I would add to it, so may as well put it up now. Transcribed some of the host's lines from episodes.

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